Pick yourself up a case of beer, toss it in the fridge, and buckle up for game time. When one of the following things happens, drink the amount required.
One Gulp…
- Anytime Dion Phaneuf misses the net with a shot.
- Whenever Kessel tries to toe-drag a defenseman.
- When Kadir does a drop pass, to the other team.
- When Kessel sets up Bozak for a scoring chance and he misses the the puck/net/doesn’t even know the puck’s coming altogether.
- Whenever a Leaf player throws a hit other than Orr
- Whenever Dave Bolland loses a face off.
- JVR wins a face-off
Two Gulps…
- When Nikolai Kulemin isn't a healthy scratch.
- Whenever Randy Carlyle is shown yelling and/or angry.
- When Rielly is flying down the ice, skating as fast as he can, and does absolutely nothing with the puck.
- Anytime the commentators talk about how Carlyle’s going to put “defensive structure” into their game.
- leafs get out shot in a period
Three Gulps…
– Anytime Orr has a shift (Trick drink! He doesn’t get shifts).
- When either Reimer or Bernier try to play the puck.
- Whenever the “Leafs” and “Playoffs” are said in the same sentence.
- Whenever Phaneuf turns over the puck gets drilled.
- The next time Lupul gets hurt.
Chug half a beer…
– Whenever Gardnier or Rielly score.
- Whenever Cody Franson is a healthy scratch.
- If Don Cherry talks about Mike Zigomanis ever again.
- If Don Cherry talks about Ontario boys on the Leafs ever again, or mentions coaching a player on the ice dogs.
Chug a full beer…
– As soon as you find out Glen Healey, Jim Hughson and Craig Simpson are commentating the Leafs game on Saturday night (make sure you check, if it’s Bob Cole you should still probably chug a beer, but at least this way it’s in celebratory fashion).
- Anytime Doug MacLean starts talking about trading Phil Kessel for Rick Nash again.
- Eventually someone on this team will score on their own net. You now know what to do.
- The next time Brian Burke's silent role in Calgary is mentioned.
****Bonus drink: Drink however many beers you have left, as fast as you can, whenever either of the Leafs goalies let’s in a shot in overtime that would have otherwise missed the net completely.
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